Maid’s Secret (Nakamura Kazuyoshi 2008)

Genre: Epic Maid Battle between Sadists and Masochists!

review in one breath

Harumi and Misuzu are both after the same guy Keita but each takes a wildly different tact at getting him. Harumi, believing Keita prefers to be served, dons the outfit of a Maid and spends the next year practicing subservience at an Akihabara Maid Cafe populated by nerds and otaku. Misuzu suspects that Keita wishes for a stronger woman and so she throws herself headlong into the role of a Dominatrix. By the time Keita gets around to deciding who he likes best, he’ll not only be exhausted but stuffed as well!

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Well what can I possibly say about this one? Maid’s Secret is an all-out erotic film for those interested in cosplay Maids and Dominatrices. Usually one’s fetishistic preferences align to either being served (Maid) or being the servant (Dominatrix), but this film takes no chances and offers up a smorgasbord of both varieties. Regardless of where you fall on the Otaku Spectrum, there’s something here for you!!

Adult (hard core) actresses Emiru Momose (the maid) and Rinako Hirasawa (the dominatrix) play the lead roles. Secondary roles belong to the guy who leaps off a building seven times and a large teddy bear with a strap-on. This is one of those films where there is more grunting and moaning than intelligible dialogue. (Which is why the well-endowed teddy bear has such a “large part”. HA! Get it??)

The film is rife with sex scenes of various sorts, interspersed with girls in frilly maid outfits and guys in whitey tighties getting hot wax dripped on them. My screenshots below don’t do the film’s content justice and are intentionally on the mild side lest this site transgress the Net Nanny filters.

Story

Harumi and Misuzu are classmates who both have a crush on shy Keita. When they simultaneously approach him to propose becoming his girlfriend, he suggests they all return in one year’s time for his final decision. Knowing they must now wait a full year before obtaining their prized beau, each girl sets out to become the “ideal” woman for Keita. Harumi thinks is best to devote herself to becoming a servant to Keita and thus thoroughly immerses herself in Maid cosplay and role-playing. Misuzu opts to become a more dominant woman and quickly dons black latex and whips. And for the next year they both practice diligently at their chosen personas, all the while dreaming of the day they will thoroughly straddle Keita.

Of course, this scenario means the audience will witness not only a myriad of sexual fantasies but also all-out cat fights between a frilly maid and a whip wielding dominatrix. Perhaps never again will you see a serving tray used with such deadly efficiency!

After a year’s time the three do indeed re-acquaint (in a way) and Keita must make his important decision of who he will choose as his beloved? Is Keita a closeted masochist? Or perhaps he leans toward Sadism? Or maybe he just likes rice balls!

Verdict

Well this is definitely one for those who prefer their women at the extreme poles of the SM spectrum. There are several films available dealing with cosplay, but this one contains the most sex of those I have seen. A far more entertaining though non-sexual film would be Kamikaze Girls or even Peep TV Show. But we know you’re here for the bOObies and for that, Maid’s Secret will surely not disappoint.

Version reviewed: Region 1 DVD with English subtitles. This is currently available via all mainstream venues.

Cultural Interest
1/5

I guess you’ll gain some insight into the Maid cosplay movement, or at least the (gyrating) movements of someone in Maid cosplay.

Violence
1/5

Unfortunately, the subservient theme is taken to its Japanese extreme resulting in a rape scene.

Sex
4/5

Let’s just say even the Teddy Bear with a Strap-On gets the stuffing pounded out of him!

Strangeness
2/5

A Frilly Maid and Latexed Dominatrix Dueling to the Death (or at least to Orgasm)!